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Originally Posted by VaporDude
I hate winter because when ever I get up from the couch and I go to touch something I get zapped. It only happens to me. It doesn't bother my wife or when the kids come over, just me and I hate it. Ever try to answer the cordless phone, zap yourself and ground it out? That's why I don't answer the phone in the winter.
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So, you're saying you have a rather electric personality?
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...do you wear synthetic pants? ...any pants?
...do you wear leather-soled shoes on a rug? ...with or without pants?
...do you keep a cat hidden in your pants? [nuf said ;-)]
...are your middle names Benjamin Franklin?
...do you consider yourself not to be a well-grounded person?
...when yopu comb your hair does it do this?
...do others give you a lot of static?
...did you get a charge out of TG's last post?
...should I run and hide now so you can't 'zap' me?
(I think I'll just hide)
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