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[BADBOY500]

Originally Posted by TOMMY GUN

Some people are just plain mean.

You rang?????:mafia20smile:

[BADGIRL500]

Originally Posted by BADBOY500

You rang?????:mafia20smile:

[Joe G]

Originally Posted by BADGIRL500

Your eyes look a little bloodshot.

Need more sleep or less stress?

:smilie3:

[BADGIRL500]

Originally Posted by joe G

your Eyes Look A Little Bloodshot.

Need More Sleep Or Less Stress?

:smilie3:

both!!!!

[black vert ss]

A fast ride in a black vert always does it for me.:mafia20smile:

[TOMMY GUN]

Originally Posted by BADBOY500

You rang?????:mafia20smile:

You may have others fooled about being bad, but you ain't fooling me.:smilie3:

[Johnny Dangerously]

Her Diary/His Diary

Her Diary:

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was
upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.
He agreed, but he didn't say much.
I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.'
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and
not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior.

I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if
he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.
To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love.
But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY:

Mustang wouldn't start today..... but at least I got laid.

[Johnny Dangerously]

Mrs Rice crossed the Family. We're having a crab feast this weekend.

The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, an Ocean City man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maryland State Troopers.

'We're sorry Mr. Rice, but we have some information! about your wife,' said one trooper.

'Tell me! Did you find her?' Rice shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, 'We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?

Fearing the worst, an ashen Rice said, 'Give me the bad news first.

The trooper said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the Assawoman Bay near the Rte 90 Bridge.

'Oh my God!' exclaimed Rice. Swallowing hard, he asked, 'What's the good news?

The trooper continued. 'When we pulled her up she had 12 huge blue crabs and 6 good-size blue crabs on her.'

Stunned, Mr. Rice demanded , 'If that's the good news, what's the great news?'

The trooper said , 'We're going to pull her up again tomorrow!'

[Birdman]

:surprised-005: where do you find this stuff ? LOL

[Johnny Dangerously]

Originally Posted by Birdman

:surprised-005: where do you find this stuff ? LOL

They're smuggled in daily through customs.


Actually, I most get these via e-mail from family & friends across the country & people I work with or have worked with in the past.

[Eagle Eye]

I may have to create a nest in here to avoid some of the others..... Is that ok Mr. B?

[Johnny Dangerously]

Originally Posted by Eagle Eye

I may have to create a nest in here to avoid some of the others..... Is that ok Bill?

HEY!!! Ixnay onyay ethay irstfay amesnay!

J/K

[Eagle Eye]

Speak english Jonny or I'll call momma on you

[Johnny Dangerously]

Originally Posted by Eagle Eye

Speak english Jonny or I'll call momma on you

Pig Latin. Nix on the first names.

[Eagle Eye]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

Pig Latin. Nix on the first names.

:but_but_but: OK Johnny

[black vert ss]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

Mrs Rice crossed the Family. We're having a crab feast this weekend.

The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, an Ocean City man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maryland State Troopers.

'We're sorry Mr. Rice, but we have some information! about your wife,' said one trooper.

'Tell me! Did you find her?' Rice shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, 'We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?

Fearing the worst, an ashen Rice said, 'Give me the bad news first.

The trooper said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the Assawoman Bay near the Rte 90 Bridge.

'Oh my God!' exclaimed Rice. Swallowing hard, he asked, 'What's the good news?

The trooper continued. 'When we pulled her up she had 12 huge blue crabs and 6 good-size blue crabs on her.'

Stunned, Mr. Rice demanded , 'If that's the good news, what's the great news?'

The trooper said , 'We're going to pull her up again tomorrow!'

I guess you have to be from our neck of the woods to truley appreciate this joke. I am always looking for better bait. chicken necks don't always cut it. Next time my wife gives me a hard time I'll let her read this.
Crab feast at my place!!!

[Birdman]

Originally Posted by black vert ss

I guess you have to be from our neck of the woods to truley appreciate this joke. I am always looking for better bait. chicken necks don't always cut it. Next time my wife gives me a hard time I'll let her read this.
Crab feast at my place!!!

I guess she won't be "boating" with you any time soon.

[TOMMY GUN]

I don't have a clue what you all are talking about?

And who is Eagle eye? Coldy?

[TOMMY GUN]

Do we get a prize for 500 posts? :mafia20smile:

[Birdman]

Originally Posted by TOMMY GUN

Do we get a prize for 500 posts? :mafia20smile:

Thats all you've got ? That's not like you are you feeling OK ?