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[Johnny Dangerously]

Originally Posted by mastersmech1

I did...:smilie3:

Good man. How hard did you get slapped by Tommy?

[Johnny Dangerously]

Hit the 'Submit Reply' button TG.

[TOMMY GUN]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

Pictures?
Videos?
PMs?
Stories?

Did you give Co-Pilot a kiss yet?

I have 1 incriminating video.

I like using PM's when necessary.

I like stories too, do you have one?

And yes, she got a kiss...even though I was with my girl all weekend.

[TOMMY GUN]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

Hit the 'Submit Reply' button TG.

Wow, your good.




:mafia20smile:

[TOMMY GUN]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

Hit the 'Submit Reply' button TG.

I'm watching a movie as I post.

[Johnny Dangerously]

Originally Posted by TOMMY GUN

I have 1 incriminating video. Cool.

I like using PM's when necessary. Ok.

I like stories too, do you have one? 3 guys walking down the sidewalk. 2 of them walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks.

And yes, she got a kiss...even though I was with my girl all weekend.

Mastersmech1?

[Johnny Dangerously]

Originally Posted by TOMMY GUN

Wow, your good.




:mafia20smile:

I've been told I'm psychotic.

[TOMMY GUN]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

Mastersmech1?

No!

[Johnny Dangerously]

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to, 'How big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.



A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me hunting, fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a $#!+.

[BADGIRL500]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to, 'How big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.



A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me hunting, fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a $#!+.

[Birdman]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to, 'How big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.



A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me hunting, fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a $#!+.

I've been told I'm psychotic.

Not all men are like this......instead of a bar on a golf course I'd prefer she owned a gas station on a race track .

[Johnny Dangerously]

Originally Posted by Birdman

Not all men are like this......instead of a bar on a golf course I'd prefer she owned a gas station on a race track .

Tomayto, tomato. I should edit it & put in 'Favorite Vice Goes Here'

[Dad's72Mach]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

A WOMAN'S POEM:


A MAN'S POEM:

[Birdman]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

Tomayto, tomato. I should edit it & put in 'Favorite Vice Goes Here'

You didn't notice that I didn't complain about the first part though. LOL

[Johnny Dangerously]

Originally Posted by Birdman

You didn't notice that I didn't complain about the first part though. LOL

Sorry about that. Slow day, mind numbing at work. The electrons were moving extremely slow between my computer & the server that is 60 miles away.:sleeping2:

[Birdman]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

Sorry about that. Slow day, mind numbing at work. The electrons were moving extremely slow between my computer & the server that is 60 miles away.:sleeping2:

I hate it when that happens.....:crash:

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[Carnut]

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Some people are just plain mean.