Carnut's Family Legacy

[Johnny Dangerously]

[TOMMY GUN]

I saw some road kill today.


Carnut?


Carnut???


Carnut???


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[Johnny Dangerously]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[TOMMY GUN]

That's what I thought.


Poor Carnut.


I wonder if he ever put me in his will?


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[Joe G]

Originally Posted by TOMMY GUN

That's what I thought.


Poor Carnut.


I wonder if he ever put me in his will?


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I already called dibbs on everything in his garage.

You can have the furniture.

[TOMMY GUN]

Originally Posted by Joe G

I already called dibbs on everything in his garage.

You can have the furniture.

I'm not squirrel size silly.:trouble-1:



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[Joe G]

He's not really dead.

Just a little "exhausted"...

[Carnut]

You're right about exhausted.:BigBoss2:

I had to give my deposition yesterday, 7 hours long, I am still brain dead today. Just kind of reading a few of the posts, getting a few chuckles, and trying to remember my name

[TOMMY GUN]

Originally Posted by Carnut

You're right about exhausted.:BigBoss2:

I had to give my deposition yesterday, 7 hours long, I am still brain dead today. Just kind of reading a few of the posts, getting a few chuckles, and trying to remember my name

You want chuckles, look at the slideshow....there's an ice cream truck and some Mini's in it!!!

[Carnut]

Thanks, I will check it out. I'm up for mindless laughter.

[TOMMY GUN]

I like mindless.

[TOMMY GUN]

Speaking of, where is Money?






...I almost typed 'Monet', a little bit different of a person.

[Joe G]

Originally Posted by TOMMY GUN

Speaking of, where is Money?

He's had a busy first week of posting.

Even God took one day off to view his work.

[Alloy Dave]

Originally Posted by twobjshelbys

4 days and no sequel? We're anxiously awaiting.

speak for yourself.

[Carnut]

This one is for Goat Boy, we will get to him later.

Vito Carnutolono cont

Maddimus. He doesn’t look good. I get the skunk to help me get him in the car. Man that is a big car, I can’t reach the peddles. The skunk helped me those too.

Off we go into the night, tires squeeling, engine racing, and me bouncing over curbs. I need to find a hospital or doctor or something. Then I remember this veterinarian who helped me with a personal issue. I make a u-turn and I raced for the clinic. We get to the clinic in the nick of time. Maddimus is looking bad, the vet takes him. I waited in the front for an awful long time.

Finally the vet comes out, he has good news. Maddimus is going to make it. There was one complication though. Since Maddimus wasn’t licenced, he had to be neutered before the vet could release him. What? That’s going to be a problem, what will Joelina say, what will Maddimus say, this is nuts, no, nutless. I call Joelina.

I had done my duty to Maddimus, I didn’t need to be here any longer. Joelina was on her way so I decided the best thing was for me to leave before Maddimus founds out what the vet did. Even though his life was saved, I didn’t think he was going to be too happy. I headed back to the car, got the skunk and we went back to the park.

Weeks go by and I am looking over my shoulder. I heard the vet was shot for selling Maddimus’ nuts as Estrella Mountain oysters or something like that. But that was his problem. Maddimus would never know of my involvement now that the vet was dead. I know, no good deed goes unpunished but you would have thought the vet could have broke the rules.

Things start to get back to normal around the park, and the days starting get colder. I woke one morning and this white stuff was all over the ground. It wasn’t acorn dust, it kind of looked like powdered ice berg. Anywhere, there were no animals in the park and I was running out acorns. I was getting hungry and I ventured out of my tree hollow and tried to find some food. There wasn’t even anything in the garbage cans. More days went by and more white stuff. Along with that came a bitter cold wind and no food.

I was beginning to loose my strength, no one brought me packages. All the acorns were a distant memory. I was starting to worry. Well I remembered that pistol, grabbed it and went to town. I had to eat or there would be no more squirrel. So I went to town bent on feeding myself.

Eventually I found myself in front of a pizza shop. It reminded of the old days in Sicily. Sicily, why had I ever left. Oh yeah, I was going to be dead there, nevermind. So, gun in paw, I went in. Just as I pulled my gun……………………………………..

[Carnut]

:sSig_bump2::sSig_bump2:

[Johnny Dangerously]

Come on! The suspense is killing me!

[TOMMY GUN]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

Come on! The suspense is killing me!

+1





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[Carnut]

Originally Posted by TOMMY GUN

+1





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I'm trying to figure out who gets it next.

[Johnny Dangerously]

Originally Posted by Carnut

I'm trying to figure out who gets it next.

Let me help.

http://stangmafia.com/forum/13573-post218.html