BadCat's House of Jazz & Recreation

[TOMMY GUN]

Originally Posted by Carnut

Has TG seen this thread yet.

Just found it.

I'm leaving this up to Hsurbs jurisdiction.



Although I think JL has better family site judgement.


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[black vert ss]

french kissing her could be hazardous to your health

[Johnny Lupara]

Originally Posted by black vert ss

french kissing her could be hazardous to your health

..especially if my wife witnessed it....

[Joe G]

I hope she was at least 18 because I had impure thoughts.



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[Johnny Lupara]

Originally Posted by Joe G

I hope she was at least 18 because I had impure thoughts.



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...are you a democrat, cuz that sounded just like Jimmy Carter back in the late 70s

I got her signed statement that she is a 21 year old college student, and that the video was for family amusement/entertainment only

[Joe G]

Sweet!



And just say "no" to Democrats!!

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[Johnny Lupara]

surfing is actually one of our favorite sports here in kc, although I did notice that he failed to wear a life preserver tsk tsk.....

YouTube - Redneck Surfing in the "Creek"

[Johnny Lupara]

Riding The Camel


A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?" The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel." The captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town.

[Carnut]

I'm just.............................................. ......amazed.

[Johnny Lupara]

Under The Table


Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?" Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100."

After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.

Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left.

Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?" Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Dave says. "Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust." :BigBoss2:

[Carnut]

I never trusted anyone named Jeff. :Bigguy:

[Johnny Lupara]

Originally Posted by Carnut

I never trusted anyone named Jeff. :Bigguy:

..don't loan him any money either :mafia20smile:

[Johnny Dangerously]

Originally Posted by Johnny Lupara

Under The Table


Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?" Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100."

After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.

Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left.

Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?" Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Dave says. "Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust." :BigBoss2:

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[Johnny Lupara]

YouTube - blues brothers trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0iDk...eature=related

[Joe G]

Elwood and I loved making that movie.



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[Johnny Lupara]

Originally Posted by Joe G

Elwood and I loved making that movie.



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...you are indeed a family member of many talents.....:Bigguy:

[Johnny Lupara]

maybe I should make this my house's theme song

YouTube - Muddy Waters - Kansas City Blues

a bit more modern version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoeoL...eature=related

[Johnny Lupara]

I really am starting to form an appreciation for the blues style of music; here are a couple of sessions from a Missouri band; one of the members has been known to frequent these parts, and is a beloved family member.....

YouTube - Blues Deville Performs You Only Go Around Once

YouTube - Blues Deville Performs Sex Machine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsbkpYCym4c

..love your music my friend......

[Birdman]

Originally Posted by Johnny Lupara

Reminds me of the old theme song from Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse
always liked that song.

YouTube - Courageous Cat & Minute Mouse - The Case Of The Unlucky Day

[Birdman]

Here's an interesting version of that great song by Willie Nelson & Susan Tedeschi
I love the piano in this one.

YouTube - Kansas City- Willie Nelson & Susan Tedeschi