JO MAMA SO........

[Mr. White]

fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

[Joe G]

Oh boy... this should be good!

[Mr. White]

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say "Taxi!"

[Alloy Dave]

Jo mama so fat she uses her thighs as a sheet brake.

[Carnut]

Jo mama so fat she sit on on both the bride and the groom's side of da church.

[frydguy79]

jo mama is so that bigfoot hides from her

jo mama is so big that mining trucks blow a tire when she rides

jo mama is so fat that the tires on her car are filled with cement

[black vert ss]

Jo mama's so fat when you tell her to haul ass she has to make 3 trips

Jo mama's so fat when she sits around the house
She sits AROUND the house

you're so dumb ya musta come out jo mama's ass

[Carnut]

Jo mama so fat she calls U-Haul to take her to the drive thru at da McDonalds.

[TOMMY GUN]

I posted all of mine already? :bangin:

[Carnut]

Jo mama so fat she can hide a beer truck under her dress.

[HSURB]

Originally Posted by Carnut

Jo mama so fat she can hide a beer truck under her dress.

Jo's Mama so hairy, she has afro's on her nipples.

HSURB

[Johnny Dangerously]

Jo mama so fat, when she falls, she rocks herself to sleep trying to get up.

[Carnut]

Jo mama so fat, they asked her to be the guardrail at Talledega.

[Alloy Dave]

Originally Posted by black vert ss

Jo mama's so fat when you tell her to haul ass she has to make 3 trips

Now THAT is funny, I don't care who you are

[bdv1973]

Yo mama so short she models for trophys

[bdv1973]

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

[bdv1973]

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

[bdv1973]

Yo Mama so Stupid...She got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's

[Johnny Dangerously]

Originally Posted by bdv1973

Yo Mama so Stupid...She got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's

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[Alloy Dave]

Jo Mama so ignorant she thought log on means adding more wood to the fire.