Introducing Alloy Dave

[Alloy Dave]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

There are only 3 of us on this site with the exquisite taste in colors.

Most people call me...Kurt

I have seen pictures of Joe G holding your goat. It didn't look very big.

Ok....KURT...you will face the wrath of the goat....

[Alloy Dave]

Originally Posted by BADGIRL500

Ah man, you gave me away!!!

I know you! Badkids and all.

[Alloy Dave]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

Do you know what the leper said to the prostitute?
































Keep the tip.

[BADGIRL500]

Originally Posted by Alloy Dave

I know you! Badkids and all.

[Johnny Dangerously]

Originally Posted by Alloy Dave

Ok....KURT...you will face the wrath of the goat....

:surprised-005:

[Alloy Dave]

Originally Posted by Johnny Dangerously

:surprised-005:

Johnny, I won't mess with you since you have an Alloy car...but if you were carnut...here's what you'd get....

[HSURB]

Originally Posted by Alloy Dave

Do you know what the leper said to the prostitute?





























Keep the tip.

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

HSURB-ster

[Alloy Dave]

Originally Posted by HSURB

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

HSURB-ster

I got more where that came from...

Do you know how you can tell if you get a letter from a leper?












There's a tongue in the envelope.

[Joe G]

Dave wears this button to work every day.

[Joe G]

[TOMMY GUN]

[Alloy Dave]

Here's a 4th of july video...very touching...

[shelby101]

dave,
don't know how to forward

help
bill

[Alloy Dave]

Originally Posted by shelby101

dave,
don't know how to forward

help
bill

Forward what? the video? YOu can't...but you can click on it to open it, then click in the address bar, press control + C for COPY, then paste that into an email and send it. How's that?

Dave

[Alloy Dave]

Originally Posted by TOMMY GUN

Did you know the Beatles wrote a song about lepracy?

"Lepracy.....all my skin is falling off of me...I'm not half the man I used to be. Oh I've been hit, by lepracy."

[Carnut]

Originally Posted by Alloy Dave

Forward what? the video? YOu can't...but you can click on it to open it, then click in the address bar, press control + C for COPY, then paste that into an email and send it. How's that?

Dave

I don't get it either, do you put in an envelope?

I'm on heavy caffine, 899 fps.:trouble-1:

[Alloy Dave]

Originally Posted by Carnut

I don't get it either, do you put in an envelope?

I'm in a heavy coffin. :trouble-1:

That sounds pretty permanent.

[Carnut]

Originally Posted by Alloy Dave

That sounds like a pretty permanent.

My hair is natural.:hat:

[TOMMY GUN]

Originally Posted by Carnut

My hair is natural.:hat:

[Carnut]

Originally Posted by TOMMY GUN

I don't like that picture, it makes me look fat.